Robot Coffee Points VI

As Autobot Security Director, Red Alert photocopies this months TPS Reports regarding Autobot Headquarters fire drill results for this afternoons meeting.
*sigh* "If only the other Autobots would just believe me when I say there aren't enough smoke alarms instead of always needing to see proof!"

Robot Coffee Points V

Don't worry little buddy, I'll give you a boost.

Go ahead...ask G2 Beachcomber....he will tell you, "It ain't easy being green" ....or 3cm tall.

Robot Coffee Points III

Coffee and hotdogs? Nobody ever said Warpath's intelligence was high.

Nope....his intelligence is a 5.

Robot Coffee Points II

Barista " Here's your coffee sir."

Megatron " Haven't you forgotten something?"

Barista " *gulp*... ALL HAIL MEGATRON!"

Robot Coffee Points

Before a day out on the water, Sea Spray needs to wake up....dude!

"Good thing I'm built to handle lots of water!"

"Some mornings, it's best to just dunk your head in and suck!"